I am in the middle of a Sims bender that could not come at worse time (I’ve had extra hours/shifts at work this week, which means in order to get my fix I have to stay up way too late).  Now that I think about it, I think some of my past benders have been around Easter too.  Something about spring/renewal puts me in the mood, I guess. I am sitting here at work itching to get back to my stupid pointless simulated people. The one with orange skin and elf ears is gonna graduate high school soon!

At least I know that within another day or two I will be totally bored with it and won’t want to play for another 8 months.

here’s why i didn’t get to have dinner tonight

Couldn’t fall asleep until like 2am, not sure why. 

Woken up at 6am by some bird screeching outside my window.  Closed it and fell back asleep. 

Woken up a little after 7am by LITERAL CHAINSAWS AND A GIANT WOODCHIPPER ACROSS THE STREET ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING ME?! You need to do this at 7am in a residential neighborhood? It’s technically legal but ughhhh. It’s still going an hour later so I gave up trying to go back to sleep. It’s gonna be a long ass day. 


sometimes i picture imaginary arguments with people and i think aboutwhat i would say in response to certain points and i get so heated until like 5 minutes later when i realize that the argument isnt actually happening

librarians have ways of knowing you are lying



  • Only the FIRST FIVE tags you use on a NEW POST show up in the tracked tags
  • Only the FIRST TWENTY tags on any post on your blog function (i.e click tag #21 and it will say page not found)
  • When you’re in your messages, you can click the top right corner of an ask & it will take you to a permalink page. Go to ‘edit’ (top right of page) and reply using the post edit screen (and add tags without an extension)
  • Always Reblog, Never Repost
  • Tumblr Etiquette: don’t delete the OPs caption, consider it part of the work as a whole.
  • Don’t tag your hate. If you don’t like a character or show or whatever, don’t tag your new post with their name/title/whatever in the first five tags. It shows up in the tracked tags. People that track a tag do so normally cause they love a thing. Don’t ruin a thing. No one likes a ruiner.
  • Tumblr default reblogs long text posts as links and its a pain in the ass. Who ever wants them as a link. No one, ever. When you’re reblogging a text post, go to the Aa drop down menu in the top right & select ‘reblog as text’. 
  • When you add a comment to a post, the OP sees it. Just so you know. There’s a whole etiquette on commenting vs tags but it’s your blog do what the fuck you want

I learned a lot of these things the hard way. Save yourself while you still can. 


A clumsy YA heroine…

…with a broken nose and constant bruises because she keeps running into everything.  Instead of it being endearing, everyone continually asks if she’s alright, to which she gets frustrated and yells at them to leave her alone.

Parent to child at the library: Shhh...remember what we said about being loud in the library?
Child: We'll wake up the books.
Parent: That's right.