day off? What day off?
Called in on my day off to man the reference desk for a few hours like a boss.
However, 90% of what I’ve done is sign people up for internet computers. I hardly need a degree for that.
Great Quotes:
Shakespeare: "Never play with the feelings of others because you may win the game but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for a lifetime.
Napoleon: "The world suffers a lot. Not because of the violence of bad people, but because of the silence of good people.
Einstein: "I am thankful to all those who said NO to me, because of them I did it myself"
Mahatma Gandhi: "The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong"
Dr. Seuss: "Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."
We had a hurricane in August that wasn’t anywhere near as intense as the storm we have been having for the last 3 hours. 
Anonymous Confession #185: “I wish Stephenie Meyer had gotten her science correct before writing the books. Her explanations fall short when it comes to vampire mechanics. Hard as stone? Sure, the friction from sex alone will set them on fire and kill them. How are Denalis having sex with humans? Their stone hard vaginas would cut a human’s dick, that is, if he got in at all. And yo, Renesmee would be born with Down’s syndrome.”
THIIIIIIIIIS.
Spell Check: Renesmee
And now, a brief sidebar: these are the suggestions my spell check gave me for “Renesmee”:
RenegadeLinesman
Reneger
Renewable
Ransomer
Transmute
Anonymous Confession #128: “Renesmee ruined everything.”
SO. MUCH. TRUTH. Also her name is terrible.
Anonymous Confession #076: “The thing that ruined The Twilight Saga was its author. And her lazy editors, who didn’t point out the lame plot points and crazy concepts like imprinting. It’d have been a better story if someone had guided her better, since she was a total noob.”
I wish I could ‘like’ this a million times. This is exactly the problem. There’s a good story in there somewhere, I KNOW there is!
