when she says she doesn’t send nudes


when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia


When Russia sends you nudes







I can’t remember where I heard this, but someone once said that defending a position by citing free speech is sort of the ultimate concession; you’re saying that the most compelling thing you can say for your position is that it’s not literally illegal to express. - Randall Munroe, XKCD

My earliest memory is from when I was about 3 (my birthday is in May so I wasn’t quite 3 yet) and my parents took me to a park for an Easter celebration. There was an egg hunt for kids and I remember feeling “littler” than all the other kids there, so I must have been on the low end of old enough to participate. They released us in this fenced-in area and I had a little basket and I could see the eggs but one of the bigger kids always got to them before I did and so nearing the end of the hunt I had no eggs and was very frustrated and upset.  Then an older boy came over and gave me some of his eggs.

Not a bad earliest memory, really. Maybe that’s why I like to believe people are basically good. 

Happy Easter! 


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so excited to have a big glass of Coke tomorrow you don’t even know.  Lent will be over!  My self-imposed ban on soda will be done!

It was actually a lot easier to give up than I would have thought, I only really missed it when I went out to eat and had to get water or lemonade or something instead. 

I am in the middle of a Sims bender that could not come at worse time (I’ve had extra hours/shifts at work this week, which means in order to get my fix I have to stay up way too late).  Now that I think about it, I think some of my past benders have been around Easter too.  Something about spring/renewal puts me in the mood, I guess. I am sitting here at work itching to get back to my stupid pointless simulated people. The one with orange skin and elf ears is gonna graduate high school soon!

At least I know that within another day or two I will be totally bored with it and won’t want to play for another 8 months.

here’s why i didn’t get to have dinner tonight

Couldn’t fall asleep until like 2am, not sure why. 

Woken up at 6am by some bird screeching outside my window.  Closed it and fell back asleep. 

Woken up a little after 7am by LITERAL CHAINSAWS AND A GIANT WOODCHIPPER ACROSS THE STREET ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING ME?! You need to do this at 7am in a residential neighborhood? It’s technically legal but ughhhh. It’s still going an hour later so I gave up trying to go back to sleep. It’s gonna be a long ass day. 


sometimes i picture imaginary arguments with people and i think aboutwhat i would say in response to certain points and i get so heated until like 5 minutes later when i realize that the argument isnt actually happening